Calm Your Tits! – The Cheeky Card Game of Speed and Silly Birds

Looking for a game night icebreaker that will have everyone in stitches? Calm Your Tits! is the fast-paced, bird-themed pairs game from Professor Puzzle’s Ginger Fox line that’s perfect for older teens and adults with a sense of humor. Whether you’re playing with friends or seeing if Grandma can keep a straight face while shouting about a “cracking pair of Blue Tits,” this game delivers non-stop laughter.

How to Play: Fast, Frantic, and Hilarious

The rules are simple, but the competition is fierce. Your goal: collect all the cards by having the sharpest eyes and the fastest mouth.

1. Spot the Pair: When two matching bird cards land on the table, race to be the first to shout the correct phrase to claim the pile.
2. Watch the Cards: Depending on the birds, you’ll be yelling everything from “Nice tits!” to “Tough tits!”
3. Be Quick: Stay alert for the Fat Balls cards—only the fastest reaction wins the round.
4. Avoid the Patrol: Keep your eyes peeled for the Pussy Posse. If they catch you off guard, your luck could turn in an instant!

Why You’ll Love It

• Adult Humor, Simple Rules: Specifically designed for ages 16+, it’s the perfect blend of easy-to-learn mechanics and cheeky wordplay.
• Perfect for Travel: The compact deck fits right in your pocket or bag. Take the fun to the pub, on holiday, or to your next festive party.
• High Energy: With rounds lasting only 15-20 minutes, it’s a high-stakes race that tests your reflexes and your ability to stay calm under pressure.
• The Ultimate Icebreaker: Guaranteed to get the room talking (and laughing) from the very first card.

What’s in the Box?

• 20 Pairs of “Tits” (Bird Cards)
• 4 Fat Balls Cards
• 2 Pussy Posse Cards
• 2 Action Cards
• 1 Instruction Leaflet (including a QR code for a “How to Play” video)

Specs at a Glance

• Ages: 16+
• Players: 2–6
• Play Time: 15–20 Minutes